jaclcfrost:

i want to party with alex hirsch

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I swear on this dead crow that I’ll never cook for you. I love you.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

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diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

(Source: zero1infinity)

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realitytvgifs:

Life lessons.

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poorpoorpitifulme:

Tumblr seems to have gone from: ”Kill all men! …except trans men because everyone knows they’re not really men” 

to: "Kill all men! …especially trans men because they choose to become men" and I’m really not sure which is worse. 

(Spoilers: they’re both completely abhorrent)

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airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

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hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

(Source: fionaglenanne)

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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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basemvnt:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

The amount of people who can relate to this makes me equally incredibly sad and immensely angry

people need to fucking pay attention to this post

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